This is the Life

Waht on erath

2006-04-10T22:13:21Z

Hiei has had a heatstroke and he has died.

So now that he is dead I have stolen his munny (KH gangsta talk) and used it
to buy blue ice cream, and a Sora whore. we had mucho fun, see, we ate ice
cream with peter pan, and then had sex. Without peter pan. Ew.
Then after that we found Evan, who had quickly forgotten about her love for
Hiei and quickly remarried Envy, but her son Katsuo suspected that Envy
killed Hiei, which was a lie because I did, but I don't want no crazy kids
avenging on me, so I told him Envy did it. Katsuo swifty killed Envy, Evan
died because she stepped on the aflac duck, whom was donald's cousin, so
Donald killed her, Sora killed donald, Goofy eloped with Yukina and Kuwabara
was too busy stuffing his face with my birthday cupcakes and was forced to
marry botan, who died one week later of blue hair poisoning. Zenya, who was
scared because she had the same color hair as botan, commited suicide that
very night with a note saying 'buy KH2'. Keiko, who is a cannibal, ate
Kuwabara and in doing so became very fat. Yusuke divorced her and remarried
Genkai, who died that very night because of old age. Yusuke thought spirit
world was getting immensly crowded, so he killed himself and went to the
party upstairs. I decided to shoot Zenya, dye my hair blue and become my own
character so that I may have many adventures with my Sora whore.
Unfortunately, I had forgotten about blue hair disease and died two seconds
later. Sora married Kairi, who died from overwhelming happiness and Riku
married king mick--I MEAN KEIKO and they had many creepy cannibal heartless
children together. However, Hiei woke up seven years after he had 'died' and
those remaining noted that all these deaths had been his fault, but he
wasn't even dead.

Hiei: WTF

I like my stupid life just the way it is

2006-02-01T20:30:29Z

I hear the distant noise of xylophones creeping on the wing of a canadian pomegranite

i lust cheese

2006-01-23T19:08:18Z

Ed: ("BING")

Al: ("Who be king yakawaka")

Haku: ("green inbetweeen")

Hiei: ("I'm cosplaying Kakashi")

Sora: ("I be king yakawaka")

Naruto: ("Yeah well I lust your mom")

Envy: ("My mom is old. Real old.")

Talking on Walkie Talkies

2006-01-14T21:31:18Z

Hiei: ("The tiger is afoot")

Haku: ("The tiger is a foot?")

Naruto: ("Your momma's a foot")

Envy: ("WASSAP")

Sora: ("This is KeyFace to Spider Tooth")

Edward: ("Red Alchemist here")

Alphonse: ("We are all in the same room.")

new parentheses

2006-01-12T00:07:28Z

Hiei ("I'm not a flippo lord!")

Envy ("ROADKILL!")

Naruto ("Wouldja cut the fricken flowers")

Haku ("I've been skirtsed")

Edward ("I NEED NO BEANS!")

Alphonse ("I'm afraid I must sue")

Sora ("I wish I were a bird")

fleetstreetmeat @ 2006-01-08T15:32:00

2006-01-08T20:43:24Z

yeah he always has them headphones on

fleetstreetmeat @ 2006-01-06T17:09:00

2006-01-06T22:50:56Z

Georgia's Splendorific Life
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These Are The Loved Freaks

Hiei ("What was the question?")
Naruto ("My ass hurts...")
Envy** ("I'm stuck to the wall.")
Edward ("You sir, are perverted.")
Alphonse ("Marshmellows!")
Sora*** ("I age 1 year for every 3.")
Haku* ("So it seems.")
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The Girls Who Know What Georgia is Talking About (more or less)

Bethany ("Hiei killed the cake!" and "Phantomphantomphantomphantomphantom")
Olivia ("Oh yeah. I'm a playa.")
Girl(I keep forgetting her name... "I love you")
Hayley("SAWSKAY")
Becky ("WHO WANTS SOME BEEF JERKY?!")
Mary Kate ("[laughs with mouth full of bread] MMMMFF")
(Notice I am not on the list)

Georgia: Hobo from outerspace
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*often confused for women because of their ladylikeness
**far from ladylike
***no longer ladylike thanks to the geniuses at KH2 (in my backyard)

yes

2006-01-06T22:02:21Z